FOOTBALL IN HIGH HEELS: A FANTASY WORTHY FORMULA

FOOTBALL IN HIGH HEELS: A FANTASY WORTHY FORMULA
FOOTBALL IN HIGH HEELS: A FANTASY WORTHY FORMULA

FOOTBALL IN HIGH HEELS: A FANTASY WORTHY FORMULA

For the past few days, I have been explaining the game of Fantasy Football and tonight, I have more terms to help you do your best and play a winning game. 

Collusion—What It Means: This is when two coaches work together to win a league.

What I Thought It Meant: I read it as collision at first, so I thought it was when two players collided, got injured and could no longer be chosen for a game. Upon reading it correctly, it just made me get that High School Musical song in my head.

We’re all in this together…so we can win!

Damaged goods—What It Means: When a player involved in a trade is hurt.

What I Thought It Meant: I actually was pretty close on this one, but didn’t know about the trade part.

FOOTBALL IN HIGH HEELS: A FANTASY WORTHY FORMULA
Hopefully, they don’t have to wear this sign.

Draft—What It Means: When fantasy team owners take turns selecting players to fill out their roster.

What I Thought It Meant: I actually knew this one, thanks to my amazing guys!

Elite—What It Means: The highest ranked players at their positions.

What I Thought It Meant: I pretty much figured this was what it meant because it made me think of Hollywood elite.

FOOTBALL IN HIGH HEELS: A FANTASY WORTHY FORMULA
So…these players are the Brangelina of Fantasy Football?

Fantasy formula—What It Means: A simple way to evaluate a player’s potential based on skill and opportunity.

What I Thought It Meant: My mind went straight to the overnight date week during The Bachelor and how they try to make the Fantasy Suites into more than they actually are—which is basically roses, a bath tub and candles in the town’s answer to Best Western.

FOOTBALL IN HIGH HEELS: A FANTASY WORTHY FORMULA
Dear Dude I Want To Draft: I hope you’re having a good season. Should you decide to play well, here is the key to my Fantasy Football Team.
Signed–Dude Playing Fantasy Football

Fantasy worthy—What It Means: The player does enough to make a fantasy impact.

What I Thought It Meant: A fantasy worth sharing….again, like the ones Christian Grey loves to share with Ana Steele.

FOOTBALL IN HIGH HEELS: A FANTASY WORTHY FORMULA
Christian Grey wants to make an impact on his fantasy….oh wait, he doesn’t realize this is about football.

Stay tuned for more lessons!

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